Pump It Up

Switching from standard size bottles of shampoo, conditioner and body wash—not 3-in-1 in a single bottle, but three separate bottles—to large bottles with pumps required me to recalibrate the amounts of

Falling Under

Whenever anything falls off my nightstand—glasses, phone, book—it never falls straight to the floor. It always goes under something. Under the nightstand. Under the bed. This means that you can never