A church banner proclaimed “The Flood is Over. Worship Today.” Did I miss a memo? The biblical flood wiped out humanity, unless you punched your ticket on Noah’s ark. I can’t

A road was newly paved and a stick fell into the asphalt. In a follow-up to the paving, a worker noticed the stick and painted a white circle around it. This is a

I recently read a library book that had the previous patron’s receipt inside. I will just list their books in the order they appear on the receipt, as they have a narrative

In the fall of 1979 I played on my school’s Freshmen soccer team. Since we were not a varsity team, we did not get letter jackets. But we did get lined windbreakers

The worst part about traveling in your dreams is that you come home without pictures.