Zodiac Birthdays

Deborah bought a box of birthday cards with one for each zodiac sign. That means each month she needs to pick among her family and friends who gets this style birthday card.

A Nigerian Prince Walks Into a Bank

I'm not going to talk about the prince because Nigeria has a democratically elected president, plus a two-house legislature similar to the United States. But there are people who are trying

Dreaming of Peaks

I dreamed that I was driving along a very familiar road and I noticed a rocky mountain peak rising above the trees. I was aware that it was the second highest point in

Holiday Twinkies

A Twinkie has a very distinctive taste. Distinctly artificial. They now make a limited edition, holiday-themed, elvishly-disguised Twinkie the Kid emblazoned, mint chocolate flavored Twinkie. Maybe the mint overpowers everything or maybe it

Customer Thwarting

I called the cable company to cancel my internet service. The first woman could only verify my account and she transferred me to someone else. The rep could only confirm that my identity