Jeffrey L Cohen

When a panhandler asks you for money and they have an English accent, it just sounds so much more sophisticated. “Can you spare 10p?”

I saw a new re-branded Dunkin’ store and it was just weird. It has always been called Dunkin’ Donuts. They make donuts. Sure, they have lots of other things. Muffins, breakfast, sandwiches. They’

Don’t just try to be the best stock photo version of yourself. You need to be more real than women eating salad [https://www.thehairpin.com/2011/01/women-laughing-alone-with-salad/].

There is a font with a small e that has a hook on the end. This would make a perfect bottle opener.