In a review about Valpolicella, an Italian wine, in the London (ON) Free Press, the reviewer stated:
What I love most are the contradictions in the wine — is it love or war? Is it a kiss on the lips or a kick in the arse? The answer is it’s all of these.
So the next time I go to a wine store, I think I’ll ask the clerk, “Do you have something that is a kick in the arse?”
