I peeled a banana and there were so many strings I thought I was shucking an ear of corn.
Tonight's sky would have been easy to paint for those with the skills. You could almost see the brush strokes in the striated clouds.
The best part of the county fair was the mini-pies we brought home.
Somewhere in town there is a kid riding around in his car seat in the back of an SUV wondering why his mommy looks so pale in the photo on her real estate
The following is an actual tweet published 15 years ago, which I had set to automatically cross-post to Facebook. This means that all of these ridiculous, time-worn tweets have been archived on Facebook