Observations

I signed a contract – clearly created from a boilerplate template – with a carpenter doing some repairs at my house and the contract includes the following section titled Gender: > Words in the singular

I was passed by a Camaro on the road and rather than possessing a deep-sounding, thrumming, powerful engine, it sounded like a blender. On Frappé.

I saw on LinkedIn that a contact has been promoted to Assistant Regional Manager. All I want to do is remind him that he’s really Assistant TO the Regional Manager.

There’s an expression in basketball that you can’t teach tall. How come nobody ever says you can’t teach short?

If you are riding an elevator with people you don’t know you should always face the door. If you face the crowd they will get uncomfortable. But if you are riding with