Observations

I had a cable problem and an electrical problem at my house. The cable company scheduled a service appointment and did not tell me to be home. I had a cut cable line

Is cotton candy such a desirable kid flavor that anyone needs Cotton Candy Cap’n Crunch? It’s already one of the sweetest kid cereals.

I returned eight printer ink cartridges to the office supply store so they could be recycled. I also thought I would get a credit on my purchase of new cartridges. Step one is

I had a dream that I was trying to pack quickly to make an airplane. I don’t know where I was or where I was going, but it was raining. And my

“I learned more from a three-minute record than I ever learned in school.”