Nearly every night there is a tree frog stuck to the outside of our windows.
Sometimes it’s in the front of the house and sometimes it’s in the back of the
The difference between Family Size Wheat Thins and Big Wheat Thins is the
difference between package size and cracker size.
As I was falling back asleep this morning, I was in the liminal space between
consciousness and sleep. My mom called my name. Jeff, she said. It was in her
normal, strong voice
I saw a bumper sticker that replaced the heart with a map of Texas. I don’t know
what it means to Texas Texas.
Why does a playlist based on the top 500 albums only have 100 songs? It’s not
like you ran out of room to write down the song on a cassette.