Sometimes when you mis-read a sign the mistaken words are much better than the
actual ones. A donut shop had a violet sugar donut, which certainly sounds
interesting. I read it as violent
“Why do you have to keep taking selfies? Don’t you know what you look like by
now?”
“They’re for Instagram.”
“Doesn’t Instagram know what you look like by now?”
“Just
If I were part of an alien race and I wanted to constantly monitor the human
race, here’s what I would do. I would embed small cameras in the roads,
sidewalks, trails,
I had a toy rocket when I was a kid that you filled with water. You put it on
the launcher and pumped it full of air to create pressure for launch. Pressing
There’s a podcast that I had been listening to regularly called The Moment, and
I got pretty far behind. Too many podcasts in my queue. It is hosted by a
screenwriter and