“Why do you have to keep taking selfies? Don’t you know what you look like by
now?”
“They’re for Instagram.”
“Doesn’t Instagram know what you look like by now?”
“Just
If I were part of an alien race and I wanted to constantly monitor the human
race, here’s what I would do. I would embed small cameras in the roads,
sidewalks, trails,
I had a toy rocket when I was a kid that you filled with water. You put it on
the launcher and pumped it full of air to create pressure for launch. Pressing
There’s a podcast that I had been listening to regularly called The Moment, and
I got pretty far behind. Too many podcasts in my queue. It is hosted by a
screenwriter and
I saw a video featuring a little girl who couldn’t stop thinking about waffles.
She couldn’t stop dreaming about waffles. She was even crying about waffles. So
when I passed a