I’ve received over a quarter of a million spam comments over the years and I really enjoy the ones that keep me humble, like the recent one below. The only real problem

There are spiders that build giant webs outside my front door. They must be very hungry or very ambitious to think they can catch me with a spider web.

Can you really find a synonym for unique?

Years ago I started getting new credit cards with chips embedded in them. This was to improve the security over the old magnetic strip, which still exists on all credit cards. It turns

I didn’t know that the green evergreen trees that hang from people’s rear view mirrors could die. I saw a black one.