Misreading words helps me discover patterns in words and unlikely pairs of words that create interesting ideas. I have read uniform as uninformed and this leads me the idea that often people who

There is something very delicate about the way a cat will lick its paw and rub it over its head and face to clean it. This is usually done after eating.

My wife travels with a bag full of crafts as if she is a kindergarten teacher or a camp counselor.

The puddles in the corner of the yard reminded of how much it rained. The rising sun reflected off the ripples created by the morning breeze.

When my kids were young and we celebrated Christmas I used to have a special hat that I wore on Christmas morning. It was a fleece winter hat that attached with a drawstring.