Awkward Connection

An internal sales rep reached out to me asking about one of my connections. I replied that I wasn’t really sure about his current role, but the bigger issue was that I

Don’t Cry

I’m going to rename our cat Argentina so when it cries I can look at her and say, Don’t cry for me, Argentina.

Decades of Hair

When I comb my hair in the morning, using lots of gel to make it stay in place, it has a slicked back 80s look. By the mid-afternoon, after it has started falling,

45 Dream

I had a dream about the former president. I don’t mean that I had some thoughts about him, but I literally woke up from a dream about him. He was my stepfather

Asphalt Habitat

The interstates in southern Illinois are lined with hawks. They sit on trees and poles, but they are more likely to be seen sitting on road signs. You could view them as lazy,