Intense Brie

I don’t normally think of brie as a cheese with a strong flavor. Not sure what to expect when this cheese is described as intense.

Over-designed Instructions

My microwave meal leads off its cooking instructions with a picture of a microwave and a big colorful “5 mins.” I put the bowl in the microwave for 5 minutes. I overnuked my

Dreamy Ham

I had a dream where I was driving over the Virginia border and all cars on the highway had to stop and decide if they wanted buy some baked ham.

TV Guide

How is TV Guide still a viable publication? We got a subscription form in the mail and the letter overhypes the Fall Show Preview edition as the most important issue of the year.

Pickle Juice

They now sell mini-squirt bottles of pickle juice as a refreshing exercise treat. They’re available in a three-pack.