My microwave meal leads off its cooking instructions with a picture of a microwave and a big colorful “5 mins.” I put the bowl in the microwave for 5 minutes. I overnuked my

I had a dream where I was driving over the Virginia border and all cars on the highway had to stop and decide if they wanted buy some baked ham.

How is TV Guide still a viable publication? We got a subscription form in the mail and the letter overhypes the Fall Show Preview edition as the most important issue of the year.

They now sell mini-squirt bottles of pickle juice as a refreshing exercise treat. They’re available in a three-pack.

There is a ketchup company that wants to be peacemaker and align the number of hot dogs sold in a pack (10) to the number of buns sold in a pack(8). They