The moment when you are reading while sleepy and suddenly you start hallucinating new situations for the characters that don’t come from the page and you can’t tell the difference.

We eat a lot of cheese, but right now we can’t make anything that includes cheese unless we can use a cheese stick.

If the state of North Carolina owns the liquor stores, why do they charge sales tax? They are already earning all of the margin on the alcohol.

On my most recent birthday I have aged out of going to Mars. Unless space tourism becomes a thing, it looks like I will spend the rest of my life on Earth.

At the same moment that a shadow passed overhead, my power blinked, shutting down my router and external monitor. My laptop keeps running, but it takes time for the internet to resume. A