Opposite of Red

The down elevator light is red and the opposite of down is up. But the up elevator light is blue, which is not the opposite of red. It should be green. Even the

EEE-Lectricity

The electricity that flows through those novelty home lightning balls—the ones that you touch and the lightning routes to your touch—in the shape of backwards E's.

Coyote or Wolf

The internet tells me that a coyote is gray and brown, 1.5 feet tall, 4 feet long, 20-50 pounds, has pointed ears and a narrow snout. A wolf is gray to black,

Don't Think Much

My music service doesn't think much of Simon and Garfunkel because the algorithmic station based on their music followed it with Neil Diamond, Fleetwood Mac and the Eagles.

Sneakers on a Wire

There are sneakers hanging on a wire nearby. This can mean a variety of things from gang presence to drug dealers. But it is in an unlikely place—near a new grocery store—