Jeffrey L Cohen

Jeffrey L Cohen

Lost Cats

I noticed a number of Lost Cat signs hanging on the wall next to my apartment complex mailboxes. They say “last seen on night of fire.”

I Learned a New Slang Term Today

Smurf: a person who goes around from pharmacy to pharmacy buying sudafed (or other controlled drugs containing pseudoephedrine) to use in meth labs. Two personal notes about Smurfs: 1. In high school, I

Fun with Food Part 2

I bought a pack of “Take and Bake” French baguettes and they have the following Baking Instructions with cheeky parenthetical comments: 1. Pre-heat your over (conventional) to 400 degrees Fahrenheit (not Celsius

Fun with Food Part 1

Yesterday I found a pack of frozen appetizers under the brand “Cohen’s.” This box of 4 Garlic Potato Puffs, 4 Spicy Beef Turnovers and 4 Spinach & Potato Puffs carries the tagline,