Jeffrey L Cohen

“We need something new for our convenience store line. What are you working on?” “People really like Twinkies. Remember when they went away?” “Sure, but what are you going to call them? Nobody

I signed a contract – clearly created from a boilerplate template – with a carpenter doing some repairs at my house and the contract includes the following section titled Gender: > Words in the singular

I was passed by a Camaro on the road and rather than possessing a deep-sounding, thrumming, powerful engine, it sounded like a blender. On Frappé.

I saw on LinkedIn that a contact has been promoted to Assistant Regional Manager. All I want to do is remind him that he’s really Assistant TO the Regional Manager.

There’s an expression in basketball that you can’t teach tall. How come nobody ever says you can’t teach short?