I remember my son at 2 years old very well. Even at that age he was a smart,
funny young man. Well, he was funny but he didn’t have a sense of
“We need something new for our convenience store line. What are you working on?”
“People really like Twinkies. Remember when they went away?”
“Sure, but what are you going to call them? Nobody
I signed a contract – clearly created from a boilerplate template – with a
carpenter doing some repairs at my house and the contract includes the following
section titled Gender:
> Words in the singular
I was passed by a Camaro on the road and rather than possessing a deep-sounding,
thrumming, powerful engine, it sounded like a blender. On Frappé.
I saw on LinkedIn that a contact has been promoted to Assistant Regional
Manager. All I want to do is remind him that he’s really Assistant TO the
Regional Manager.