Jeffrey L Cohen

Jeffrey L Cohen

Dreamy Ham

I had a dream where I was driving over the Virginia border and all cars on the highway had to stop and decide if they wanted buy some baked ham.

TV Guide

How is TV Guide still a viable publication? We got a subscription form in the mail and the letter overhypes the Fall Show Preview edition as the most important issue of the year.

Pickle Juice

They now sell mini-squirt bottles of pickle juice as a refreshing exercise treat. They’re available in a three-pack.

Dogs vs Buns

There is a ketchup company that wants to be peacemaker and align the number of hot dogs sold in a pack (10) to the number of buns sold in a pack(8). They

Shape of an Egg

It is curious that eggs come in such standard shapes with little variation. This may be because I’m used to eggs from the grocery store where they must meet standard egg-shaped parameters.