Jeffrey L Cohen

Jeffrey L Cohen

Pilot Rhyming Rules

I have a friend who is a pilot. He mostly works on call to transport organs, and he can't drink within eight hours of flying. He calls that bottle to throttle.

Latest Dreams

I have recently dreamed about: waiting in a house for a fire, a breakfast in bed restaurant in a German airport, a poisonous snake that helped with marketing, a sleepaway camp in the

House Numbers

The metal numbers on my house match many of the other accessories inside. Contractor grade. The numbers look cheap. The typestyle screams 1960s or 70s, but not in a retro way. In a

Scare Hair

Now that my hair is long, some times it scares me. I usually keep it back in a ponytail, but when I wear it down I see it out of the corner of

Ketchup Chips

I discovered ketchup flavored potato chips while visiting Canada. They are very delicious. When I saw that Doritos released limited edition Ketchup flavored chips I had to get some. I ordered the spicy