Lately it seems like whenever I pull into a parking spot I think I have parked relatively straight in the spot. When I get out of the car, I’m not struck by anything off about my parking job. But when I come out of the store or a restaurant and I look at my car, all I can think is that aliens must have moved my car when I was inside because there’s no way I parked that crooked.
The Aliens Moved My Car
