Observations

I have had a digital alarm clock since high school. The large red numbers glow at night and I can easily see them from across the room. I have always been able to

Brand Manager: Wouldn't it be cool if our toilet perforation was something other than a straight line? Brand Associate: What would it look like? Brand Manager: Let me check with production

There are some things that you do that are just more important based on what your company does. I called the phone company and their automated system said that they were unable to

The universe is sending me a message through my digital clock. I woke up at 3:30, 4:40 and 5:50. If this were a movie I would track down appropriately numbered

I donated three jackets to Goodwill that mark the passage of time: High school soccer jacket with my name stitched on the front. Leather bomber jacket that I lived in in the late