Observations

Do finger nail clippers really need directions on the package? Litigation prevention or are there really people who need to be told “nails should be cut into an oval shape and should extend

Sometimes when you mis-read a sign the mistaken words are much better than the actual ones. A donut shop had a violet sugar donut, which certainly sounds interesting. I read it as violent

“Why do you have to keep taking selfies? Don’t you know what you look like by now?” “They’re for Instagram.” “Doesn’t Instagram know what you look like by now?” “Just

If I were part of an alien race and I wanted to constantly monitor the human race, here’s what I would do. I would embed small cameras in the roads, sidewalks, trails,

I had a toy rocket when I was a kid that you filled with water. You put it on the launcher and pumped it full of air to create pressure for launch. Pressing