Observations

I used to pantomime holding up a sign whenever I was joking and people just didn’t seem to understand my deadpan delivery. Today is the day that you can assume that the

A squirrel sat propped up on a branch with its legs tucked under it just like you would set a stuffed animal on a bed. The tree was right outside my home office

The South Carolina Welcome Center on I-95 southbound is 100 miles after you cross the state boarder. They want to make sure you’ve committed to visiting the state to earn your welcome.

The highway is filled with billboards imploring drivers to call Jesus. Doesn’t he know that would be distracted driving?

My footsteps sound loud on the tile floor and my voice echoes off the bare walls. They moved in here 20 years ago and it has passed quickly. It has been nearly the