Observations

There's a little girl in the neighborhood and every time I walk by her, she shouts from her porch, Remember me?

A shadowy figure walks down the sidewalk. It's 2am. He can picture each person fast asleep in their bed in each house that he passes. He looks down at the dog

Now that I use conditioner, I wonder why shampoo and conditioner come in the same size bottles as a matched set. I use about 1/3 more conditioner than shampoo. That means I&

While paying for my groceries, the cashier asked me if I wanted to round up my order for a donation. I declined. She asked to join the loyalty club. I declined. She told

I was on an Asian shopping website — don't ask — and the example term that appeared in the search bar to indicate that visitors should put their own term here was human