I saw a bumpersticker that read: Republicans for Voldemort

Woo-hoo! I finished my taxes and we are getting a bunch of money back from the government. I guess it was our money to begin with, so we really are just getting it

As Peter approaches his 8th birthday, he reminded me that he is halfway to driving. Yikes!

Tonight after her shower: “My legs are wet. Hey, I’m growing hair on my legs. All I have is hair and goosebumps. Hey, get the shaver!”

After 3 months out of work, I started a new job today at a local ad agency. I have actually started on a 4-6 week contract to make sure that it is a