In the aftermath of the fire in my apartment complex, we heard more about the
two girls living above the apartment where the fire started. They dialed 911 and
jumped off their balcony
I noticed a number of Lost Cat signs hanging on the wall next to my apartment
complex mailboxes. They say “last seen on night of fire.”
Smurf: a person who goes around from pharmacy to pharmacy buying sudafed (or
other controlled drugs containing pseudoephedrine) to use in meth labs.
Two personal notes about Smurfs:
1. In high school, I
I bought a pack of “Take and Bake” French baguettes and they have the following
Baking Instructions with cheeky parenthetical comments:
1. Pre-heat your over (conventional) to 400 degrees Fahrenheit (not Celsius
please)
Yesterday I found a pack of frozen appetizers under the brand “Cohen’s.” This
box of 4 Garlic Potato Puffs, 4 Spicy Beef Turnovers and 4 Spinach & Potato
Puffs carries the tagline,