From the next aisle over I heard, You’re looking for Old Lady moisturizer? I glanced down the aisle as I realized he said Olay moisturizer.

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I don’t have any tattoos. The main reason is that I’ve never really been able to come with anything that I wanted to ink onto my skin forever. Things way more