The highway is filled with billboards imploring drivers to call Jesus. Doesn’t he know that would be distracted driving?

My footsteps sound loud on the tile floor and my voice echoes off the bare walls. They moved in here 20 years ago and it has passed quickly. It has been nearly the

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I had several errands to run and it felt strange to go into places like normal, except wearing a mask. Even though everything has changed. The library is the most different. They still

I got a letter from the cable company that says proposal at the top and is formatted like a proposal printed on heavy pink paper. I got a letter from the auto dealership