Spam Becomes Junk Mail

I got a letter from the cable company that says proposal at the top and is formatted like a proposal printed on heavy pink paper. I got a letter from the auto dealership

Truckload Sales

A truckload sale implies a lot of something. The store got a deal on a full truckload of something and they will pass that savings on to shoppers. There are things, however, that

Two Bananas

One of the challenges of having someone else buy your groceries is that they sometimes misinterpret your instructions. The Instacart app is pretty clear when ordering produce, but shoppers can get confused. I

Taped Mask

I went to the eye doctor and the technician taped my mask to my face to ensure my breath (and my germs) did not escape out of the top.