Invisible Glasses

I have clear plastic reading glasses that I joked are invisible glasses. I keep my reading glasses in specific places in the house. Next to my reading chair. On the kitchen table. Next

Dream Girl

I had a dream that I was at a kids' birthday with my kids. They were the right age to be at the party. Julia Roberts was also there. I don'

Throw Pillows

We have four large throw pillows [https://slate.com/culture/2019/07/decoder-ring-explores-the-rise-of-the-decorative-pillow.html] on the couch. Deborah is not a fan. They are too big and always seem to get in the

Twitter Dreams

I had a dream that I was involved in a new venture and it was important that I registered a new Twitter account. Groundbreaking. I do not remember any other context, but it

Automated Thanklessness

The chat app we use for work doesn't seem to be built for grown ups. In the three automatically generated responses that I could pick from to respond to a colleague&