Twitter Dreams

I had a dream that I was involved in a new venture and it was important that I registered a new Twitter account. Groundbreaking. I do not remember any other context, but it

Automated Thanklessness

The chat app we use for work doesn't seem to be built for grown ups. In the three automatically generated responses that I could pick from to respond to a colleague&

Kosher Bags

I don't know if the rabbi blessed the sandwich bags, but the shelf label at my local healthy grocery chain indicated that these plastic bags are kosher.

Dog Fishing

The retractable lease constantly extends, locks, unlocks, comes back in, locks, unlocks, goes back out when I walk the dog. Deborah said it looks like I'm fishing and repeatedly casting and

Where's Today's Post?

Sometimes readers get antsy when you don't meet their expectations. Deborah asked me where's today's post? Hey, Deborah! Here's today's post!