The Color of Milk

I've been holding this one back for months, but I've been curious why anyone would want to eat their cereal in green milk. As a kid, I've

Rain Dog

Our dog does not like the rain. He dislikes it some much that he will suffer the indignity of a raincoat. He doesn't mind the body of the coat. It'

Buddhist Priest

There's a Buddhist Priest on YouTube who covers heavy metal songs. I realized that this description essentially rhymes with Judas Priest.

Loaner Ring

We are getting new wedding rings and the engraved didn't understand how to create the fingerprint inside so we sent him my ring. Since I didn't want to be

It's a New Time

Pets don't care about Daylight Saving Time. It gets light when it gets light and dark when it gets dark. It doesn't matter what a clock on the wall