There is an ice cream flavor called Cherry Chocolate Funk. I wonder what it smells like.

I park my car in the street while our other car is usually in the driveway. I'm so used to the location of my car that I walked right past it

In December 2020 I published my 1000th observation post [https://www.jeffreylcohen.com/1000th-post/], continuing these near-daily posts that I began in 2016. At that point I rededicated myself to these posts and

I thought about getting clear, non-prescription contact lens to make me appear smarter.

In the morning there was a little snake on the sidewalk. It was maybe six inches long. In the evening there was a big snake in the road. It was four feet long.