You can tell a lot about a person by how they eat their corn on the cob. Do they start on the left or the right side of the cob? Although that may be a cultural thing that matches the orientation of their language. Do they eat horizontal rows across and turn it like a typewriter? And if they do, do they return to the left for the next row or just drop down on the right side and eat their way back? Maybe they eat around the whole cob vertically before moving along to the right. And those who crave chaos take random bites from the cob with no discernable pattern.