You know those underemployed people who stand on the corners of apartment
complexes or retail centers trying to implore motorists to turn in? Often they
are spinning an arrow-shaped sign with a few
Two words that are nearly identical are numerous and humorous. They are
different by just two letters and there is nothing similar about their meanings.
They are similar in structure alone, which causes
Do finger nail clippers really need directions on the package? Litigation
prevention or are there really people who need to be told “nails should be cut
into an oval shape and should extend
Sometimes when you mis-read a sign the mistaken words are much better than the
actual ones. A donut shop had a violet sugar donut, which certainly sounds
interesting. I read it as violent
“Why do you have to keep taking selfies? Don’t you know what you look like by
now?”
“They’re for Instagram.”
“Doesn’t Instagram know what you look like by now?”
“Just
